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Odium Ad Infinitum

Two of the most odious Human Beings (no offense to Human Beings) on the Planet are Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

It’s not so bad that these despicable wastes of protoplasm are elected by the idiots in their District and State, they can do relativley little harm as mere Congressmen.  It’s that the Party they represent sees fit to insult Decent People by elevating these oxygen thieves to positions of great power, and then has the utter Huevos to tell us the “other guys” are bad people.

These two examples of excremental excess are the main reason why nobody should be skipping any dam boxes next November.   Nick Lampson voted for Nancy as Speaker—no way he’ll get my vote, just for doing that.  And there’s no way I’d skip a box in that race if I thought there was even a scintilla of a chance it would help him win.   I wouldn’t spend a nickles worth of gas to go see Slick Nick pass out Dollar Bills on a street corner.

As disappointed as I am with the Republicans, I can think of no-one as actually malevolent as they that the Republican Party ever elevated to positions as high as the Democrats have elevated these two steaming piles.  Tom Delay was a mere thief when one gets right down to it, and Trent Lott was another.  But both were pikers compared to those two monuments to the unencumbered thought process when it comes to being downright gut churningly destestable.

Were these two were actually a pile of dog excrement and I stepped in it, I’d throw away my shoes rather than scrape them off.

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