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Hillary says “Socialism or Bust”

Hillary Clinton’s obvious mantra is “Socialism or Bust”.  Hillary doesn’t have to wear Low Cut blouses for me to see that she has chosen Socialism.

In the attached article, she is now proposing a Government Slug Academy.  She probably envisions using the Annapolis and West Point campuses after she gets around to dismantling those institutions later.

For a good dose of comic relief the article link is provided: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8QLOR980&show_article=1&cat=0

Some of the classes will be:

- Cattle futures kickback washing

- Document searching without results

- Power is more than work over time

- Who cares about the country, what’s best for your career advancement.

The article excerpt below starts the article out and it goes downhill from there: 

“       COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) - Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton told college Democrats on Saturday she would create a national academy to train public servants.

“I’m going to be asking a new generation to serve,” she said. “I think just like our military academies, we need to give a totally all-paid education to young men and women who will serve their country in a public service position.” …       ”

Hillary teaching people to be politicians is like her husband teaching people to be celibate.

5 Responses to “Hillary says “Socialism or Bust””

  1. 1
    64novaman:

    High Tech Restaurant:

    A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel.

    As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D’ was a robot.

    The robot clicked to attention and said, “Sir, there is a one hour wait. And I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please.”

    Intrigued, the man said, “OK.”

    The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked,Sir, what is your IQ?”

    The man answered, “Oh, about 164.”

    The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

    The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack.

    The robot again asked, “What is your IQ, sir?” This time the man answered, “Oh, about 100″.

    So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest
    basketball Scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.

    The guy had to try it on e more time. So the next day he returned.

    Again the robot asked the question, “What is your IQ?”

    This time the man drawled out, ” Uh… ’bout 50.”

    The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

    “A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
    H-i-l-l-a-r-y?”

  2. 2
    Katfish:

    BaaahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. 3
    marc:

    Think about HRC’s proposal for a minute. Elected People were supposed to be everyday upstanding citizens who offer their service for a term or two, and then go back to whatever they were doing (Farming, Banking, Lawyering, etc.) and let someone elce give their service. A free academy for politicians??? Boy that would attract a swell crowd. At least most or our Pols have a college degree, and have operated in the real world. We would have an even more screwed up government than we do now. I could scream.

    We need an open comments thread for comments and off topic jokes, etc.

    I think I will start one untill Wino and Mrs reappear.

  4. 4
    64novaman:

    The wife this weekend pointed out the similarity to “Hitler Youth”, “Hillary Youth???”.

  5. 5
    pattiminter:

    Yeah. Sounds like Hitler youth. Let’s brain wash them while they’re young so they won’t know any better. And please, let’s not let anyone into government unless they go by way of Hitlary (I mean Hillary).

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