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So It Was You Girls All Along

This article from the Free Press states, “Well, according to Great Britain’s chief scientist, this fascination women have with guys who drive sports cars is causing global warming. ”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1941405/posts

I also heard (maybe the voices in my head) that Global Warming causes women to be fascinated by guys that drive sports cars.

Oh my gosh, it’s a perpetual motion machine.  We’re doomed.  Get your affairs in order, we are in for a Gore-y end.  Sorry to be the bearer of this news, Have a Nice Day.

One Response to “So It Was You Girls All Along”

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    american woman:

    They’ve got it all wrong. Being a female, I can say ” we want to drive the sports car”. Since we don’t have one,we are nice to men who do, cause they will let us drive it. It’s simple.

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