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Talking Global Warming May Be Causing It

Sciencetists have discovered a lot of Hot Gas in the middle of the Galaxy that they cannot explain the origins of or how it perpetuates.

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/chandra_heat_040622.html

         “  “There is no known class of objects that could account for such a large number of high-energy X-ray sources at the galactic center,” said study member Fred Baganoff of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) in Cambridge.  ”

My theory is that this is the cause of global warming.  Also the Hot air spewed by the Global Warming Scare mongers is the source of this phenomena.  It is a perpetual motion heat engine, The hot gas is caused by the Global Warming it causes. 

Have you ever seen a cowpile (bull-pile) steam in the middle of a field on a cold day, well my theory is that this is like a whole pile of Bull-pile-fodder that is composting in the middle of our galaxy.   Some of this heat leaks back into our enviroment which causes emence quantities of bull to be spewed to the public which feeds the heat source.

Of course it could be high energy particals too like the Article says.

9 Responses to “Talking Global Warming May Be Causing It”

  1. 1
    marc:

    This and a few other articles lead me to believe that we don’t know as much as we think we do. I have always thought that the “Big Bang” Theory was just that…A theory cooked up by someone who was trying to explain data that had been collected with the instruments of the day.

    The more we learn, the more we have to revise “Theorys”, which no longer support new data.

    Here is another hit on the theory.

    The team at the University of Minnesota said the void is nearly a billion light-years across and they have no idea why it is there.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/science/idUSN2329057520070823?src=082407_1215_ARTICLE_PROMO_also_on_reuters

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    64novaman:

    Wow. I hadn’t heard that one. I like the last statement though, “The researchers have posted images on the Internet at http://www.nrao.edu/pr/2007/coldspot/graphics.shtml.”

    Isn’t a picture of nothing a blank piece of paper. (Black paper in this case)

    No one has been able to explain why any thinking Human Being not on Government subsidies or not in the Hollywood Elite where it is a conscience queller would support Liberalism. Just another freak of nature.

  3. 3
    Tiger Baby Bitsy Lover:

    I am always amused by the call that the sky is falling, er I mean, the oceans are going to rise and flood the cities. Then the call by the same to re-build New Orleans. Which is it people?

    The apocolypse de jour is global warming. Yesterday was Nuclear Winter. Before that was the next ice age. How about pandemics? I have come to the conclusion the Anchors on the news are just high tech versions of the man on the corner in ragged cloths holding up a corrugated sign reading ” The world is going to end tomorrow.”

  4. 4
    Wino:

    Hi, TBBL! Good to see you on the blog.

    Love the nick.

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    64novaman:

    Good point Tiger Baby (Say Hi to Bitsy),

    I remember a Nova Science Show about ice corings at the poles that showed that before the ice age there was very little ice there and today it is a mile thick.

    Those Flintstonians didn’t wash their feet and caused global warming back then. We should learn from their mistakes. It is also evident that the poles are shining examples of over-quarying as there are no more Slate Brothers Quarys in operation there.

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    Tiger Baby Bitsy Lover:

    I also have figured if the reflective properties of ice is being minimized due to melting that we can just cover eauivelent areas in tin foil to help reflect the heat. All buildings and roofs codes should be to be made of a reflective material. See, those trailer park people are doing their part to fight global warming!!

    The largest producers of methane gas are earth worms. Everybody needs to be required to fish with earth worms to help cut on methane emissions. Or if you are opposed to the cruel act of fishing eating the earth worm yourself is optional. (Of courese this could result in more methane gas being produced if eating of earth worm is chosen.)

    If we want to cut emissions by 1 % I suggest we just shut down all power to the US for 3.65 days. Let us do this in the middle of winter and see how well this goes over. Then we can just go about our business as usuall the rest of the year. This will result in the wacko enviromentalists getting their way and them leaving us the *&^( alone. No cars, no planes, no power…just us sitting on our fat duffs at hoome…sort of like playing welfare reciepient for a day for the whole country. (but without the luxaries they are accustomed to.)

    OK, I was able to attack global warming,the enviriomentalists and welfare all with this. Who did I leave out?

  7. 7
    64novaman:

    Let’s see you left out Communist Liberal Taxinators, people over 200 pounds that wear speedos, and prejidice people (people that hate somebody just for the way they are or the way they believe), I really hate those people.

    I like the guaranteed 1% emmision cut in the dead of winter. That would get a lot of people trying to figure out how to cause global warming so they can warm up.

    Of course the best fix for global warming is to go back to the original freon. With a hole in the ozone the atmoshere will be exposed to space which everyone knows is just a few ticks above absolute zero. If we can regulate the hole accurately we can cool down the atmosphere as fast as we heat it and maintain a constant temp. PROBLEM SOLVED.

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    Wino:

    I’m over 200 pounds… but haven’t worn speedos since I was on a swim team. I didn’t even like them, then.

    How about we cure global warming by waiting for the next ice age?

    And on that thought… if we can cause global warming on accident, there’s no way we couldn’t cool it back down on purpose. I just don’t think there’s a need. I kind of like warm weather.

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    Tiger Baby Bitsy Lover:

    Thanks for the pictures of >200 in speedos! EWWWWWWW….Let us not forget the spandex that was supposed to be one size fits all and the women who proved that to be a false claim.

    I actually know people who were going to buy land in Colorado but decided not to because it was going to dry up and not have water soon. And this person is a college professor. Doesn’t that give you confidence in our education system?

    I like to say this. If they were to take yesterdays weather maps they still could not accurately predict todays weather. What makes me think they can tell me what is going to happen in 50 years. The global alarmist have no clue.

    I predict that the eco system of the world will regulate itself and keep itself in balance. IE…if it gets to warm, there will be natural events that will happen to cool it down and vice a versa. The world is pretty neat that way and has worked well for a long time without our “help”.

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